The Dynasty Of Jimmie Johnson

Amidst Brett Favre getting Brad Childress fired in Minnesota and New England/ Indy coming down to the last minute on Sunday was Jimmie Johnson winning the Sprint Cup- for the fifth straight time.

Now I don't follow NASCAR nor claim to know anything about it, but I do know this- winning five in a row is one of the most impressive feats and might be the most impressive dynasty of our generation. Better than the Patriots Dynasty. Better than anything the Lakers have done. Johnson's feat rivals with Tiger's (pre 2009 Thanksgiving) and Federer's great decade.

Congratulations Jimmie Johnson.

Box Score Tonight: Week Eleven/Early Games Edition

Sorry about no BST last week folks. This stupid grad school thing and it's semester ending and finals studying is getting in the way of more important stuff like blogging. Before I begin let me set a rookie record for most completed passed without an interception...

As always we'll start with the Bears. This time we have an excuse because the Bears played Miami on Thursday Night to kick off the football week.
- I know I'm going to have literally ten million games to preview since the bye weeks are over, I'm not going to complain too much about how much non Thanksgiving-TNF games suck balls. Not only are they on a network no one gets but its unfair to all the players. And they suck balls.
- Bears defeat the Dolphins in Miami 16-0.
- I love that the Bears are winning but it scares me that people are getting a false hope that Lovie Smith is a good coach. There was an article in the Chicago Tribune that Lovie might get a contract extension. I really don't want to have to take Lovie out of the "Guaranteed To Get Fired" category and into the "Playoff or Bust" category. He's so bad! The only thing that will change my mind is if he wins the SuperBowl. Seriously Bears fan, don't have short term memory- remember how we felt about this guy last year!?
- I didn't see this game (damn homework) but it looked like this defense was on top of its game with 6 sacks- three from Peppers and one from Urlacher. I don't care what Peppers numbers say, he gets continuing pressure and looks amazing whenever he's on the field.
- I don't know if Cutler was bad or if Miami/the bad wide outs just didn't give him any deep stuff to work with. He only had 156 yards (hell Illinois RB Mikel LeShoure had double that in rushing yards this week) but he completed 64% of his passes and the Bears were 10-18 (56%) on passing third downs
- Matt Forte continus to be (below) average with his efficiency with his 3.9 YPC but he finally converts a goal line stand. I'm happy to see Chester Taylor get 10+ carries but not if he gets a 0.9 YPC to go with it
- Again, I didn't see this game but I've heard good things about Vontae Davis this year. I wish him all the best.
- MY BOY Tyler Thigpen returns! (and TBO likes him as well). But only to get beat up by the best fantasy defense against opposing quarterbacks. His 63.4 passer rating with only slightly below Cutler's (64.8)
- Ronnie Brown and Ricky Williams combine for 6 carries for 11 yards! Hooray for a running game! And not one of them threw it.
- Brandon Marshall has a decent game (5/6 for 70 yards). Er, sorry, I mean those #1 Miami receiving numbers belong to Davone Bess. Er, sorry, my bad. I guess I'm only looking at the #1 numbers and assuming it actually belonged to a good WR. Those numbers actually belonged to Brian Hartline. Marshall and Bess combine for 4 catches for 50 yards.
- Marshall leaves this game with an injury
- The hottest team in the NFL is the Buffalo Bills winning two in a row. The Bills crushed the Bengals 49-31
- Ryan Fitzpatrick (who was on my fucking bench. FUCK YOU RYAN FITZPATRICK!) has the game of his life: 316 yards, 4 TDs, 2 INTs, 107 passer rating. Steve Johnson collects three of those TDs and 138 of those yards.
- Just saying: Lee Evans caught 2 passes on 8 targets. WHY DID YOU RUIN FITZPATRICK'S COMPLETION NUMBERS YOU JERK!
- Fred Jackson also has a crazy mo fo day: 116 yards, 5.5 YPC, 2 TDs
- Carson Palmer and his twin brother Jordan combine to be one decently average/ kind of crappy quarterback. I really don't know if Jordan and Carson are related but for some reason Jordan completed all three of his attempts
- Credric Benson has a damn fine day: 124 yards, 5.0 YPC, TD
- Jordan Shipley won the "most Bungels receiving yards" award with 70. T.Ocho caught a TD.
- I may have spoke too soon on the Bills being the hottest team as Dallas rolls over Detriot 35-19 for its second straight win
- Since ESPN likes nicknames for games I dub this one "The Battle Of Crappy Detroit Quarterbacks" Catchy huh?
- Although Jon Kitna has 3 passing TD, a rushing TD, and 129.7 passer rating despite his 147 passing yards.
- Felix Jones has another crappy fantasy day but ran pretty effectively: 4.6 YPC on 11 carries. Much better than Marion Barber's 2.8 YPC on 13 carries.
- Mr. Kim Kardashian catches 2 TD passes (on 2 targets) and Dez Bryant gets one
- Shaun Hill was probably the epitome of average. He also threw it 49 times.
- Nate Burlson was the teams 2nd leading rusher (15) and had their best receiver (97 yards and TD).
- Jahvid Best sucks. Which is probably why the Lions gave the rock to Maurice Morris 10 times. Best got it 3.
- After coming off of a bye, the well rested Washington Redskins defeated the Tennessee Titans in over time 19-16
- Keiland Williams got 23 carries. Portis got 5. I-Can't-Stand-Torrain (He's supa dupa fly) was injured. Williams made the most of his carries with a 3.0 YPC. Portis had a 6.4. McNabb had a 4.0 (one carry).
- Bee Tee Dubs, I like Ryan Torrain. When I say I can't stand him I'm actually making a Missy Elliot reference. Learn your old school hip hop son!
- Santana Moss is pretty good- kind of in that Hines Ward/ Donald Driver category: 6/9, 106 yards, TD
- Vince Young had a lot of dink and dumps (probably, from his really high completion percentage, low YPA, and low yardage). He gets injured and some drunk fan they pulled out of the stands named Rusty Smith (sounds like a guy from Tennessee) finished the game
- Randy Moss blows donkey chunks. He wants a new contract my ass. 0 catches on 3 targets.
- Nate Washington actually seems like he wants to play and does well with Vince Young: 5/9, 117 yards
- CJ finally gets his ass moving again: 21 carries, 130 yards, 6.2 YPC
- The biggest upset of the day: Kansas City wins at Arrowhead. They defeat the Derek Anderson's 31-13. I'm sorry, I retract that, Derek Anderson beats himself. He sucks.
- Derek Anderson continues to be Derek Anderson with his 54.4 completion percentage.
- The Chiefs must have been wearing red since Anderson can't hit the broad side of a barn. He must have been aiming the the Chiefs and missed because Steve Breaston (5 for 92) and Larry Fitzgerald (6 for 90 and a TD) had good fantasy days. Oh wait, both had an under 50% catch rate. I guess the blind squirrel gets the nut eventually.
- Tim Hightower gets 12 carries. Beanie Wells gets 8. Who cares.
- Matt Cassel is still USC's best current pro QB with his 115.5 passer rating and 8.0 YPA
- Jamaal Charles is the most efficient back (7.3 YPC vs. 4.7 YPC) but Thomas Jones is the better fantasy back (2 TDs to none). What the hell KC. What the hell.
- Dwayne Bowe makes an argument that he's the best wide out in the game: 6/8, 109 yards, 2 TDs.
- Green Bay rapes Minnesota and then jizzes in its eye. My sincerest apologies for that extremely vulgar and obscene comment. Packers defeat the Vikings 31-3.
- Aaron Rodgers is very very good (4 TDs). Greg Jennings is very very good (3 TDs). Brett Favre sucks (51.2 passer rating). AD is very good (a very efficient 5.1 YPC but only 14 carries).
- Surprises: Sidney Rice comes back and is the Vikes leading receiver with 56 yards. He also got three receptions on ten targets. Percy Harvin had an awful game: 2/5, 12 yards. James Jones (with Donald Driver active) gets 51 yards and a TD.
- Brandon Jackson reverts to his early season form: 14 carries and 28 yards. This dude named Dimitri Nance gets 37 on 12 carries.
- The Jets love to only play in the last minute out of the 60 that they play. They squeak by with another win defeating the Texans 30-27
- Mark Sanchez is making an attempt to beat at Cassel as USC's best QB. What a sad state of affairs that is. Although he had a great game today: 315 yards, 3 TDs, 1 INT, 1002.2 passer rating and winning the game with 10 second left to play.
- The Texans prove yet again why they're the worst passing defense giving up 126 yards and 2 TDs to Santonio Holmes and 86 yards and a TD to Braylon Edwards. Drops McGee has a 51% catch rate this year (47% last year and 40% the year before). Santonio Holmes has a 54%. I hate to say I told you so. So welcome to Miami.
- I'm extremely impressed if you got that reference.
- LT's stock is on the decline as Shonn Greene's is rising. Grenne gets 15 carries and LT gets 12. They combine for a 2.89 YPC. Yet LT still managed to be my best fantasy RB.
- Matt Schuab isn't half bad. These words should never be uttered because he's such a great talent and we shouldn't have to stoop so low or have any doubt. He had a 92.2 passer rating.
- Arian Foster is making a contention for MVP. Just not in this game. He has an above average day: 22 carries, 84 yards, TD
- Back up TE Joel Dreesen catches all 4 of his targets and gets 106 yards and Schaub's lone TD. Andre Johnson gets 32 yards on 4 cathes (9 targets). What's wrong with that picture?
- DAMN YOU NO BYES! I still have more work to do
- Steelers crush the Raiders 35-3
- Rape-y Ben Roethlisberger is good and Mike Willace is good. Normally so is Rashard Mendenhall but he gets a crappy 59 yards on 23 carries (2.9 YPC). He's still a horse and a TD machine.
- Hines Ward must still be concussed: 3/5 and 28 yards.
- I told you so: Run DMC sucks! 14 yards on 10 carries. I'm vindicated! Michael Bush gets 4 carries (33 yards).
- Johnny Lee Higgins wins the best Oakland WR award this week with 37. I don't know what on Earth possessed Cubsfan to take Bey over Michael Crabtree. Bey didn't even get a target.
- I think Jason Campbell started but his 3 good games a year card expired and Bruce Gradkowski finished the game. You don't need me to tell you their stats: they faced Pittsburgh's defense. You can figure it out.
- Might as well finish what I started. *grumble grumble grumble*
- The Ravens defeated the Panthers 31-13
- Ray Rice continues to under perform on the ground with only a 3.4 YPC but makes up for it in the air: 6/7, 66 yards
- TJ Whose-Your-Mama get the bulk of Flacco's work on 2 catches (2 targets): 79 yards and a TD.
- Anquan Boldin continues to make my prediction look foolish with his 29 yards against the Panthers.
- Back up to the back up Mike Goodson gets 120 yards on 22 carries. Baltimore's rushing D is not the same as it once was.
- David Gettis makes another BST appearance: 2/4, 92 yards, TD
- Jaguars defeat the Browns 24-20
- Colt McCoy is in the running for ROY. He can see the finalists ahead of him but at least he's still in the race
- Who knew it was the vaunted Jacksonville defense that could stop Peyton Hillis. Not Pittsburgh. Not Baltimore. Not New England. Jacksonville. Oh wait I spoke too soon. Hillis had 95 receiving yards and a TD
- MJD finally shows why maybe we consider him a beast among men: 133 rushing yards (5.8 YPC), rushing TD, 3/3 and 87 receiving yards
- Mercedes Lewis continues to be Cris Carter and just catches TDs. He caught his 8th of the year (in 10 games). Mike Thomas also catches one
- Mike Sims Walker was inactive for this game. Although even if he was active the score and stats for everybody would still probably be the same.

Good Lawd. Don't expect me to do more of these long mo fos until after my finals are over.

And we... are.. OUT!

Blake Griffin Had 3 Best Dunks of Year in One Game

Maybe Not Every Sport Should Play At Wrigley

I don't know anyone who would admit Wrigley Field was "comfortable" I've been to my fair share of games at Wrigley this past season and I'm not going to be a complete White Sox hater of the stadium like some of my friends that I know. But it's sure as hell historic. There's an undeniable prestige about The Friendly Confines that can't be ignored. Travelers, tourists, and baseball fans alike have flocked to see at least one game at Clark and Addison. ESPN Page Two ranks Wrigley Field as the 13th most important sports venues. They also rank seeing a Cubs game in the bleachers as the 22nd best thing a sports fan should do before they die. I'm sure there's no more Pro-Wrigley top 100 rankings because Wrigley and Wrigleyville is just an integral event and part of Sports Americana. People love Wrigley and rightfully so.

But that being said, let's stop having anything other than baseball games be played at the stadium.

In 2008 on New Year's Day, for the great Winter Classic- the Chicago Blackhawks hosted the Detroit Red Wings at Wrigley Field. Overall it was a resounding success (especially for Red Wings fan who rallied from a 0-3 deficit to win 6-3) and it has gotten many praises. But it wasn't without it's problems.

There were reports about problems with putting ice down on the field, the temperature was WAY too cold for both players and fans, and most importantly- it was hard to see the game for a lot of the fans. While I'm not going to make a joke about poles being in the way, one of the best experiences (so I've heard) is being up against the glass and having the possibility of seeing a check right in front of your face. But because Wrigley Field is not conducive (really) for a hockey rink, it was hard for a lot of people to see the game. Not only were there no people up against the glass but you could just how far away people had to sit to watch the game- even for those who got great seats if you were watching a baseball game. I bet for the people who paid an arm and a leg and through the nose for those seats lost some of the appeal of a hockey game compared to a game at the normal arena.

But, again, the Winter Classic was considered a resounded success so if you want to refute me on any points (respectfully of course) be my guest- I won't put up a fight.

But what really grinds my gears is regarding the upcoming Illinois-Northwestern game being played at Wrigley this Saturday. While I'm thrilled, because this game is at Wrigley, that my beloved Illini will receiver national attention and receiver it's sixth win to be bowl eligible (cross your fingers), it's how the game will be played that's got my slightly ticked.

On EPSN.com today, there was a story that both offenses will be playing towards the same touchdown. This is because the other touchdown will be against the right field wall and there's fear that an injury will occur.

WHAT!? This isn't a pick up game in your back yard with your family right before a Thanksgiving dinner. This isn't a game where there's that one due who's a permanent QB because you have an odd number of players. This is a college football game. This just seems absurd to me.

While I admit this is at the bottom of my list of "shit I should care about" right below the color of my bowel movements (ooo going Blue!), this still shouldn't happen. I think it's time to reevaluate other sporting events that will play at Wrigley. I understand why sports want to do it. I understand the prestige and the "OOOH" factor involved in playing at Wrigley. But at the same time, let's be realistic here. At some point the mystique factor should be outweighed by the realism factor.

Hamilton or Cabrera for MVP?

Inspired by an ongoing debates in the comments section over at THT Live, I propose to you the following considerations:
  1. Josh Hamilton’s AVG/SLG stats (.359/.411/.633) are slightly better than Miguel Cabrera’s (.328/.420/.622), but Miggy has a slight edge in OBP (which is more valuable than slugging).
  2. Even with park factors considered, Miguel Cabrera’s wOBA is .427. Hamilton’s is .447
  3. In terms of total batting production, Hamilton’s BRAR is +55.5, having missed almost a month of play. Cabrera’s is +55.3 with an additional 17 games played.
  4. Miguel Cabrera’s 1B fielding is was indexed at -6.1 UZR/150 (take 1 year UZR with a serious grain of salt), while Hamilton’s OF fielding per 150 was +10.8. Hamilton plays the relatively more premium fielding position.
  5. Hamilton’s cumulative WPA on the season was +6.25, whereas Cabrera’s was a higher +7.42. If we keep everything constant and pro-rate Hamilton’s playing time to match Cabrera’s, Hamilton’s extrapolated WPA becomes 7.09. Thus, it’s closer than it seems, but Miggy does out-edge Hamilton here.
  6. In terms of pure raw peripherals, Miggy edges Hamilton in ISO (.294 vs .274) and owns him in BB% (13.7% vs 7.5%).
  7. Hamilton was the more prodigious clipper (22.0% LD% vs 18.9% LD%) and Hamilton grounded into less double plays per AB (2.1%) than Miggy (3.1%)

So yes, the overall end of season numbers are pretty darn close, but when you consider that Hamilton’s team made it to the playoffs (a major factor in G/9 analysis) and that Hamilton was just as valuable over 17 less games, you honestly have to give the edge to Hamilton. Plus Hamilton didn’t get to drink any champagne (though he did never dress up in the raincoat with duck tape over his mouth as he promised the media...). Accordingly, this is why I feel that he most deserves the award.

Joe Morgan DFAed, What Now FJM?

Now that ESPN has designated Joe Morgan for assignment (well, they really just outright released him), do you think Kenny Williams or Bruce Bochy will sign him? They love their crafty veterans and that "veteran presence," right?

But on a serious note, does anyone remember that ingenuous blog (whose untimely demise sparked the birth of this blog), Fire Joe Morgan? Just a few days over two years ago, Ken Tremendous and crew said their final goodbyes, but left us FJM enthusiasts with a glimmer of hope in the comments to that final post:
Many of you guys have written in to ask us to reconsider -- even if we just post something once in a long while. You guys are nice and awesome.

And, well, we might. We might come back here once in a while and post something particularly infuriating or noteworthy. We like this place too.
I realize that FJM has reunited for one day of glory over on Deadspin.com for two-years running now, but FireJoeMorgan.com is yearning for new material. If this news is not something particularly noteworthy (though it is worth noting that the guys at FJM did not actual proclaim a desire for Joe Morgan to get fired, only that people disregard that "old baseball" knowledge that science and math has disproved), then what in the world is?

Please Ken, we miss you!

Sexy Rexy's Fantasy Advice: Rankings For Week Eleven

You can visit my rankings here

ESPN Has Officially Run Out of Ideas

Is Cliff Lee A Top Five Starting Pitcher?

A friend of mine and myself were at a bar about a week or so ago and got into a pretty heated, but interesting debate that I would like to extend to the rest of the internet and blogosphere: is Cliff Lee a top five starting pitcher in the major leagues? Clearly he is the top crop pitcher of the FA pool, but is he one of the five best in all of baseball? My friend says yes, and I say no, though I feel Lee is top ten.

Here is my list of the top fifteen starting pitchers in baseball (based on age, talent and durability -- salaries are ignored):
  1. Felix Hernandez
  2. Tim Lincecum
  3. Roy Halladay
  4. Adam Wainwright
  5. C.C. Sabathia
  6. Josh Johnson
  7. Jon Lester
  8. Cliff Lee
  9. Jered Weaver
  10. Justin Verlander
  11. Ubaldo Jimenez
  12. Dan Haren
  13. Francisco Liriano
  14. Max Scherzer
  15. Mat Latos (yes, I really believe he is that good)
What do you think? Am I just "being irrational" because "I hate good players" or is Cliff Lee indeed overvalued? Is Cliff Lee a top five starting pitcher? Who are your top ten?

Leave the answers in the comments section.

Stolen Goods: The wOBA Calculator

Fresh off the press at The Hardball Times is a wOBA Calculator. Now you can nerd up any bar, any party, any time, with any set of numbers! Rejoice!

Roy Halladay Unanimously Win Cy Young

Josh Johnson's back and shoulder as well as Ubaldo Jiminez's 15 first half wins are pouting in the corner throwing a hissy fit.
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SIDENOTE: Shame on all four of us that we have never created a "Josh Johnson" post label before today.

Game Of Inches Football Results: Week Ten

Pigskin Pick Em

1) Sexy Rexy
Overall: 93-51
Last Week: 9-5
Clutch Games: New England over Pittsburgh, Chicago over Minnesota
WTF Games: Houston over Jacksonville

2) The 'Bright' One
Overall: 88-56
Last Week: 7-7
Clutch Games: Chicago over Minnesota
WTF Games: Baltimore over Atlanta, Houston over Jacksonville

3) Cubsfan4evr1
Overall: 84-60
Last Week: 7-7
Clutch Games: Jacksonville over Houston
WTF Games: Minnesota over Chicago

Game Of Inches Fantasy Football League

- Sexy Rexy (W)(7-3)
- TBO (W) (8-2)
- Cubsfan4evr1 (L) (5-5)

Standings
- The 'Bright' One is number one overall in the league and in the Erin Andrews division
- Sexy Rexy is 4th overall and 2nd in the Michelle Beadle division
- Cubsfan4evr1 is 6th overall and 4th in the Erin Andrews

Notes
- The 'Bright' One was the #1 points leader this week
- Sexy Rexy remains the #1 league leader in points
- The Godfather beat FFSpin by 0.5 points and The Honolulu Blues (3rd in points this week) defeated Viking Quest (4th in points this week) by 1.0 points.

Quick ROY Rant

Can someone please explain to me why Steven Strasburg received no NL ROY votes? I presume it is because he "only" tossed 68 innings this season. However, that Neftali Feliz guy who won the AL ROY award only tossed 69 innings. What, is 69 the magic number all of the sudden here (hehe, I said 69)? I find this outcome quite perplexing.

According to Fangraphs' WAR system, Strasburg was worth +2.6 WAR in his limited pitching role for the Nationals this year. That extrapolates to approximately an +8.0 WAR full season. Now I realize that awards on not based on extrapolated values, but the logic of ROY voting befuddles me here on two accounts. First, Strasburg gets 0 votes, while Netali Feliz, in a mere +1.7 WAR showing, takes the AL ROY cake. Second, following the theme of voters should ignore extrapolated values, how in the hell did Buster Posey (+3.9 WAR) beat out Jason Heyward (+5.0 WAR) for the NL ROY award? And don't tell me it was because Posey was a catcher, because WAR factors in relative positions. Heyward got a -6.2 run positional adjustment off his bottom line, while Posey got a +3.5 run bump. With this extra WAR considered, Heyward was still more than a full win more valuable. In the absolute context of 5.0 versus 3.9, the 1.1 WAR differential may not seem like much. However, in terms of relative value, Heyward was 22% more valuable this season. So no matter how you argue it -- that we are not looking at extrapolated value or that we ARE looking at extrapolated value -- the voters got the NL ROY award wrong. Plain and simple, no argument to be made to the contrary.

Don't like WAR?
Heyward was also better than Posey in WPA, was more clutch (per Fangraph's leverage-indexed "Clutch" rating). Heyward's 91 walks this season is also top ten all time for a single-season for a player under age 21 (in good company with guys like A-Rod). Heyward also has better minor league numbers, better MLE numbers, better major league numbers, was a comparable defender (if we ignore position), produced more batting runs...Really, Posey only beat Heyward in K%...the power output for the two players was comparable this season and Heyward's numbers to date (and pedigree) indicate that he has the clear power upside.

Also, I think that AL ROY voters are too obsessed with relief pitching.

Ugh. I have a headache.

How Safe Is Your Coach's Job?

Already Gone
- Wade Phillips (DAL)

Guaranteed To Get Fired After This Year
- Lovie Smith (CHI)
- Brad Childress (MIN)
- Jack Del Rio (JAX)
- John Fox (CAR)
- Jason Garrett (DAL)

Tipping On The Tightrope
- Marvin Lewis (CIN)
- Mike Singletary (SF)

Playoff Or Bust
- Gary Kubiak (HOU)
- Mike McCarthy (GB)
- Norv Turner (SD)

Should Be Fired But Too Young (On Team)
- Josh McDaniels (DEN)
- Mike Shanahan (WAS)
- Chan Gailey (BUF)
- Jim Schwartz (DET)

Neutral
- Tom Cable (OAK)
- Jim Caldwell (IND)
- Tony Sparano (MIA)

Shouldn't Be Fired And Are Too Young (On Team)
- Pete Carrol (SEA)
- Steve Spagnolo (STL)
- Todd Haley (KC)
- Raheem Morris (TB)
- Eric Mangini (CLE)
- Rex Ryan (NYJ)

Have Earned Respect (This Year and In Past) To Stay On Team
- Andy Reid (PHI)
- Sean Peyton (NO)
- Tom Coughlin (NYG)
- Ken Wisenhunt (ARI)
- Mike Smith (ATL)
- John Harbaugh (BAL)

Safest Job In The NFL
- Mike Tomlin (PIT)
- Jeff Fischer (TEN)
- Bill Belichick (NE)

Pick One: The Top 30 FA Landing Spots

Last week, I gave some insight on my expected landing points for the top 20 free agents of 2011. Since, I've made a few bets with friends and talked to some guys at THT and in the spirit of committing myself to a decision, here are a list of where TBO, two law students, and myself see the top free agents landing this offseason. I have a strong feeling that Hiroki Kuroda is going to mess up my predictions big time by re-upping with the Dodgers...
NAME              DME          TBO           A. Bassan    D. Nangle
Cliff Lee Nationals Rangers Yankees Yankees
Carl Crawford Angels Angels Red Sox Angels
Adrian Beltre Red Sox Red Sox Mariners Red Sox
Jayson Werth Red Sox Nationals Angels Red Sox
Adam Dunn Cubs Nationals White Sox Cubs
Victor Martinez Tigers Red Sox Tigers Tigers
Rafael Soriano Diamondbacks White Sox Astros Angels
Mariano Rivera Yankees Yankees Yankees Yankees
Paul Konerko White Sox White Sox White Sox White Sox
Derek Jeter Yankees Yankees Yankees Yankees
Hiroki Kuroda Rangers Orioles Pirates Nationals
Jorge De La Rosa Pirates Pirates Nationals Pirates
Carl Pavano Twins Twins Astros Rangers
Jake Westbrook Rockies Cardinals Cardinals Cardinals
Aubrey Huff Giants Giants Giants Mariners
Juan Uribe Giants Giants Orioles Giants
Carlos Pena Nationals Angels Nationals Nationals
Jim Thome Rays Twins Rangers Twins
Vladimir Guerrero Rangers White sox Rays Rangers
Manny Ramirez White Sox Rangers Athletics Athletics
Magglio Ordonez Tigers Tigers Blue Jays ---
Orlando Hudson Cardinals Cardinals Cardinals ---
Lance Berkman Rangers Yankees Orioles ---
Derrek Lee Orioles Cubs Blue Jays ---
Andy Pettitte Yankees Yankees Retired ---
Jon Garland Cardinals Rockies Mets ---
Javier Vazquez Nationals Braves Orioles ---
JJ Putz Angels Red Sox Twins ---
Scott Downs Red Sox Blue Jays Yankees ---
Hideki Matsui Mariners Mariners Mariners ---
Brandon Webb Mariners Cubs --- ---
Check THT Live next week for more insight by me and three other THT writers into where we think the top FA's are going to land. At that point, we will have officially beat a dead horse.

Sexy Rexy's Fantasy Advice: Rankings For Week Ten

You can read my Week Ten rankings here.

Game Of Inches Football Results: Week Nine

Pigskin Pick 'Em

1) Sexy Rexy
Overall: 84-46
Last Week: 10-3
Clutch Games: N/A
WTF Games: N/A

2) The 'Bright' One
Overall: 81-49
Last Week: 10-3
Clutch Games: N/A
WTF Games: N/A

3) Cubsfan4evr1
Overall: 77-53
Last Week: 10-3
Clutch Games: San Diego over Houston
WTF Games: Buffalo over Chicago

Game Of Inches Football League

- Sexy Rexy (L) (6-3): 2nd in Michelle Beadle division, 4th overall (still #1 overall in points)
- TBO (W) (7-2): 2nd in Erin Andrews division, 2nd overall (#1 points leader this week)
- Cubsfan4evr1 (L) (5-4): 3rd in Michelle Beadle division, 5th overall

SIDENOTE:
Due to the great help of Cubsfan's influence, I was #6 overall in my predictions for this week- and my worst category this week was wide receivers

Worthless Sports Predictions: DME's Top 20 FA Landing Points

1. Cliff Lee – Nationals or Rangers. He may go to the Yankees, but I'm betting the Nationals offer the most dollars and years.
2. Carl Crawford – Angels, Dodgers or Red Sox. Each of these teams are in need of an athletic outfielder. The Angels seem the most intent on Crawford, but their NL counterpart is Mannyless and Scotty Podless...
3. Adrian Beltre - Red Sox. The Red Sox could always play Youk at 3B, which gives them FA flexibility, but Beltre's slick glove and left field love (see his home run spray chart) says that Boston will bring him back on a deal somewhere in the neighborhood of 4 years, $40 million.
4. Jayson Werth - Red Sox or Dodgers. See Crawford. Assuming the Angels get Crawford, the BoSox and Dodgers will duke it out for this 31-year-old ex-catcher who can play a mean CF and bat well.
5. Adam Dunn – Cubs or White Sox. No matter which side of the city he ends up on, he's coming to Chicago.
6. Victor Martinez - Tigers. They need a catcher...bad.
7. Rafael Soriano – Diamondbacks. They need a reliable closer...bad.
8. Mariano Rivera - Yankees. No brainer.
9. Paul Konerko - White Sox or Rays. Either the Sox bring him back or sign Dunn. Someone's gotta man 1B and Kenny loves Paulie.
10. Derek Jeter - Yankees. No brainer.
11. Hiroki Kuroda – Rangers, Pirates or Nationals
12. Jorge De La Rosa – Pirates, Rockies or Royals.
13. Carl Pavano - Twins. Maybe Nick Blackburn will grow a Mario Bros. mustache too.
14. Jake Westbrook – Cardinals or Rockies. Both teams are in need of ground-balling innings eaters.
15. Aubrey Huff – Giants. The Giants love to overspend on the overrated, the aging, and the overperforming. Seems like a match made in heaven!
16. Juan Uribe - Giants.
17. Carlos Pena - Nationals. Adam Dunn with defense. Seems to fit the National's team direction.
18. Jim Thome - Twins, Rays or A's. The Twins picked up Kubel's option, but there is no way they'd let a part-time player who put up a .400+ OBP and socked 25 home runs in a power-premium year walk, right?
19. Vladimir Guerrero – Rangers. They may have declined his option, but it was more about market value rather than interest. 2-years, $17 million?
20. Manny Ramirez – Athletics, Rays or White Sox (1-year deal). Boras will be trying to rebuild Manny's value a la Adrian Beltre. He'll go to one of these (fringe) contenders in need of an OBP machine with pop. The Rays make a lot of sense, especially if Pena does not resign.

ESPN Has Actually Fired Joe Morgan

Probably one of the greatest baseballl websites ever and part of the reason we here at GOI decided to write was because of FJM, Fire Joe Morgan for short. I remember Cubsfan telling me he first went to firejoemorgan.com because he thought it was a petition to get the great second baseman/AWFUL commentator Joe Morgan off of ESPN. Even though FJM hasn't been writing for about two years now, they finally got their wish.

According to a story by ESPN which you can read here, Joe Morgan will no longer be working for ESPN. Here's an excerpt from the article
Morgan's contract is expiring and he will not be renewed
While I have no proof of this, I truly believe this is because of the "Moneyball" movement that has not only taken bloggers and casual fans by storm, but also the baseball community. No longer are "wins" being used to measure Cy Young voters (see Grienke, Zach) and no longer is a team making the playoffs a prerequisite to win an MVP (see Pujols, Machine)

In support for Dustin Pedroia's MVP candidacy, Buster Olney was using "Runs Created" and baseball writers are starting to use OPS and WAR over RBI's and BA to analyze a player's worth.

I think ESPN is wise to this long awaited and long over due change and part of this movement is to get rid of Joe Morgan- who has become the poster child for the old way of thinking.

But that's just my theory. Unfortunately Morgan had to wait for his contract to expire (unlike Steve Phillips who we luckily got rid of because he's a piggy chaser) but he's gone nonetheless.

I wish you all the best on a personal level, but please don't ever analyze baseball ever again.

New Podcasts Up!

Cubsfan and I were on the phone for three hours discuss the meaning of life, the difference between religion and science, and LaGarrette Blount.

Listen to Part One here [Although I think the end got cut off :(]
Listen to Part Two here
Listen to Part Three here

You're slacking TBO!

The Top 20 Film Soundtracks Of All Time

Taken from my days as a film critic, this list still rings true:

20. The Royal Tenenbaums

This strong precursor to The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou features a great soundtrack with songs from bands like The Beatles , The Clash, Bob Dylan and The Rolling Stones. The Royal Tenenbaums features a score by Wes Anderson’s friend and composer Mark Mothersbaugh (who also was a member of Devo).

19. Goodfellas

A great blend of fitting music brought to life by the colorful performances of Robert De Niro, Joe Pesci and Ray Liotta.

18. Forrest Gump

Another great movie with a solid classic rock collection, Forrest Gump is one of the most overrated (it was not the best film of 1994) and underrated (it was one of, if not the, most important and indicative films of the 90s) movies of all time. The soundtrack contains some of the best songs from the 60s and 70s from a variety of artists ranging from CCR and Bob Dylan to The Supremes and The Fifth Dimension.

17. Saturday Night Fever

This movie not only launched John Travolta’s name into superstardom, but also sent the Bee Gees career into overdrive. With songs such as Stayin’ Alive, How Deep Is Your Love? and Night Fever, Saturday Night Fever is the quintessential disco album.

16. Grease

This soundtrack does not need any reasoning nor justification as to why it’s on this list. It is common knowledge that Grease had a kick ass soundtrack. I love Frankie Valli.

15. The Harder They Come

Without Jimmy Cliff, the godfather of reggae, Bob Marley would not have become such a facet of our culture. In addition to acting the lead role, Cliff also sang all of the songs for the soundtrack. Both his songs and performance are completely solid and worth checking out if you get a chance.

14. Suspiria

Italian progressive rock/Goth rock band Goblin collaborated extensively with Italian film auteur Dario Argento in the 70s. Their work on Argento’s 1977 supernatural thriller is a breathtaking partnership. Goblin’s soundtrack is absolutely creepy, ethereal and unsettling.

13. Kill Bill Volumes I & II

Quentin Tarantino has an offbeat mind with a knack for offbeat music. As it was made evident in 1991 with Reservoir Dogs, Tarantino knows not only how to reinvent movies, but also music (case and point; the film’s use of the song Stuck In The Middle With You). With Kill Bill, Tarantino recruited RZA (of the Wu-Tang Clan) to create an eclectic soundtrack that features a wide range of music from remixes of old western themes by Ennio Morricone to Japanese pop songs.

12. The Rocky Horror Picture Show

Although I don’t like this movie enough to dress up in drag, it is still one of my all time favorites. Tim Curry, Susan Sarandon, Richard O’Brien, Barry Bostwick and Meatloaf (yes, he’s in it too, though briefly) are utterly fantastic in this movie. Get into the mind flip, put your hands on your hips and jump to the right; Rocky Horror is a perfect rental for some campy fun.

11. Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber Of Fleet Street

The latest Tim Burton/Johnny Depp flick is a big screen remake of the gory London play and although I have not heard the music to the original play (and thus cannot compare the two), I can say that I, without any doubt, utterly enjoyed the songs in the film. Although his days as singer in a rock band are long past, Depp proves he can still sing (quite well, in fact). Helena Bonham Carter, Sasha Baron Cohen, Alan Rickman and Timothy Spall all sing surprisingly well also.

10. School Of Rock

The soundtrack to School Of Rock is a fantastic collection of music, mostly from the 1970s. With tracks from rock legends such as T-Rex, The Who, The Doors, Led Zeppelin and Cream, this soundtrack is a great highlight of various classic rock classics.

9. The Big Lebowski

The Big Lebowski has a superb soundtrack that fuses avant-garde music with both folk and classic rock. The two best scenes in the movie utilize Kenny Roger’s Just Dropped In (To See What Condition My Condition Was In) and Bob Dylan’s The Man In Me to their full artistic potential.

8. Juno

I fell in love with this soundtrack on my second viewing. What I loved about this film is it’s keen sense of artistic integrity -- Juno’s favorite bands are raw, powerful ones like Iggy & The Stooges and she thinks that Sonic Youth “is just a bunch of noise” (although, to their credit, Sonic Youth does have a fantastic CD (Daydream Nation) and a few great singles to their name). The soundtrack to Juno is every bit as pretentious as the movie itself and that, in my opinion, is what makes it so precious. The soundtrack features various singles from mainstream underground bands like Mott the Hoople, The Velvet Underground and indie obscurities such as The Moldy Peaches and Belle & Sebastian.

7. Moulin Rogue!

Moulin Rogue! is, without a doubt, my favorite live-action musical. Ewan McGreggor, Nicole Kidman and Jim Broadbent prove themselves to have superior vocal talent with the numerous songs they sing. Baz Luhrmann’s soundtrack features various original songs (Come What May, Because We Can), remakes (Children Of The Revolution, Nature Boy, Lady Marmalade), remixes (El Tango De Roxanne), and medleys of contemporary rock hits (Sparkling Diamonds, The Elephant Medley) - all of which are fantastic. In addition to the songs sung by the cast of the film, a few songs are voiced by rock stars David Bowie, Bono and Beck.

6. The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou

Wes Anderson, much like his female equivalent Sofia Coppola, has a strong ear for great music to complement his brilliant films. The soundtrack for The Life Aquatic largely features David Bowie songs and covers of Bowie songs by Seu Jorge, an extremely talented Brazilian musician who brings new life to old Bowie classics. Additionally, two other notable artists contributed their hits for this soundtrack: Iggy Pop (Search & Destroy) and The Zombies (Way I Feel Inside). Mark Mothersbaugh, again, penned the indie pop instrumentals for the movie.

5. Marie Antoinette

Attention indie music fans: the soundtrack for Sofia Coppola’s Marie Antoinette is a goldmine of music. The soundtrack vibrantly fuses remixes of various 80s names like New Order, Bow Wow Wow and The Cure with newer, lesser-known bands such as The Strokes, Windsor for Derby and The Radio Dept.

4. The Nightmare Before Christmas

Written by Tim Burton and scored/sung largely by one of my favorite composers, Danny Elfman, this film has an excellent cult following.

3. Labyrinth

David Bowie is one of the greatest artists in rock history and his music for Jim Henson’s film Labyrinth is just as fresh and creative (albeit more poppy) as his work on his Ziggy Stardust album. Perfectly complementing Bowie’s work on Labyrinth is a magical score written by Trevor Jones.

2. 2001: A Space Odyssey

From the extended opening sequence, it is entirely clear that Kubrick’s film is a masterwork of all cinematic areas - especially cinematography and music. The soundtrack contains such powerful compositions as Thus Spoke Zarathustra and The Blue Danube Waltz.

1. Trainspotting

Danny Boyle’s soundtrack perfectly incorporates various genres (from electronica and new wave to glam rock and Britpop) to create the ultimate soundtrack. The songs so flawlessly correlate to the thematics of the script that you could easily assume that all of the songs were specifically written for this movie. Long live Iggy Pop!


NOTABLE OTHERS

Pulp Fiction (A great collection of retro music, but it barely missed the cut)

Rushmore (Although the original soundtrack was apparently supposed to be entirely comprised of songs by The Kinks, the final outcome is still a great selection with songs from bands like The Who and John Lennon)

The Breakfast Club (A collection of classic 80’s tunes, but as awesome as the 80's were, you can't justify placing 80's music on this list)

Pretty In Pink (See The Breakfast Club)

When The Wind Blows (Roger Waters, David Bowie, Genesis, Paul Hardcastle and Squeeze - it’s got music for everybody!)

Hustle & Flow (The rap equivalent of The Breakfast Club)

8 Mile (The rap equivalent of Pretty In Pink)

The Blues Brothers (Classic blues music, but it just does not do it for me)

Fog Of War (A documentary with great music? What?)

Rocky (Eye Of The Tiger? Other of Survivor's classic tunes? Yeah, nuff said)

Batman (Danny Elfman’s best theme)

Garden State (A great movie with a soundtrack that was best described by SNL as “a Pitchfork mix CD.” Still, the movie had some great music in it, like “Caring Is Creepy” by The Shins)

The Virgin Suicides (The soundtrack to Sofia Coppola’s debut film is also the second full length album by the electronica band Air. Unfortunately, “The Virgin Suicides” is one of those love-it-or-hate-it movies (and the same can be said about the soundtrack). Fortunately, I freakin’ love this movie)

The Wicker Man (This eerie 70’s film has an eerie collection of erotic folk songs and various children’s songs sung with a folksy, erotic tone. It’s unique, to say the least. I can’t get enough of Corn Rigs)

GUILTY PLEASURE SOUNDTRACK
Ghostbusters II (Another great 80’s flick, “Ghostbusters II” has a great collection of “80’s songs” from artistic like Oingo Boingo and Bobby Brown. The soundtrack’s highlights are Howard Huntsberry’s cover of the Jackie Wilson song “Higher And Higher” and Run-D.M.C.’s rap “Ghostbusters”)

The Greatest ______ Of This Decade

Comedy Movies

10) Bad Santa (2003)
9) Step Brothers (2008)
8) Super Troopers (2001)
7) Forgetting Sarah Marshall (2008)
6) Anchorman (2004)
5) The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
4) Old School (2003)
3) Knocked Up (2007)
2) Borat (2006)
1) Superbad (2007)

Honorable Mentions: Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle (2004)

Superhero/ Comic Book Movies

10) 300 (2006)
9) Kick Ass (2010)
8) The Hulk (2008)
7) Spider-Man (2002)
6) Iron Man (2008)
5) Watchmen (2009)
4) Spider-Man II (2004)
3) Batman Begins (2005)
2) Sin City (2005)
1) The Dark Knight (2008)

Honorable Mentions: V for Vendetta (2006)

Christopher Nolan Movies

7) Insomnia (2002)
6) The Dark Knight Rises (???)
5) The Prestige (2006)
4) Batman Begins (2005)
3) Memento (2000)
2) Inception (2010)
1) The Dark Knight (2008)

Oscar-Worthy Movies

10) Mystic River (2003)
9) Little Miss Sunshine (2006)
8) Minority Report (2002)
7) There Will Be Blood (2007)
6) Inception (2010)
5) Inglorious Basterds (2009)
4) Pan's Labyrinth (2006)
3) Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004)
2) Requiem For A Dream (2000)
1) The Dark Knight (2008)

Honorable Mentions: Munich (2004), Gladiator (2000), Sideways (2004), Memento (2000)

Animated Movies

10) Kung-Fu Panda (2008)
9) Waltz With Bashir (2008)
8) Toy Story 3 (2010)
7) Up (2009)
6) Monsters, Inc (2001)
5) Spirited Away (2001)
4) The Incredibles (2004)
3) Finding Nemo (2003)
2) Shrek (2001)
1) WALL-E (2008)

Villains/Bad Guys

10) Green Goblin (Willem Dafoe) from Spider-Man (2002)
9) Scarecrow (Cillian Murphy) from Batman Begins (2005)
8) Captain Vidal (Sergi Lopez) from Pan's Labyrinth (2006)
7) Det. Alonzo Harris (Denzel Washington) from Training Day (2001)
6) Daniel Plainview (Daniel Day-Lewis) from There Will Be Blood (2007)
5) Saruman (Christopher Lee) from The Lord Of The Rings Trilogy (This Decade)
4) Jigsaw (Tobin Bell) from Saw (2004)
3) Anton Chigurh (Javier Bardem) from No Country For Old Men (2007)
2) Col. Hans Landa (Christoph Waltz) from Inglorious Basterds (2009)
1) The Joker (Heath Ledger) from The Dark Knight (2008)

Honorable Mention: Justin Hammer (Sam Rockwell) from Iron Man 2 (2010)

Television Shows*

10) How I Met Your Mother
9) Scrubs
8) The Daily Show With John Stewart
7) House
6) The Office
5) Freaks and Geeks
4) Mad Men
3) 30 Rock
2) The Wire
1) Entourage

Honorable Mentions: The Chappelle's Show, Heroes
Honorable Mentions (That I Have Not Seen): Lost, The Sopranos, Breaking Bad, The West Wing

* That I've Seen

Sexy Rexy as Kenny Powers

For Halloween I dressed up and GOI favorite Kenny Powers from Eastbound and Down. Here are some awesome photos from a great great character





And now me with some other people



New Podcasts Up!

Sexy Rexy has a few- *hmm hmm*- alcoholic beverages with his friend Daniel Bennett to discuss NFL and college football.

Listen to NFL in Part One here
You can listen to college football (and the better podcast) here

Sexy Rexy's Fantasy Advice: Rankings For Week Nine

Currently, I am ranked 30th overall. Out of 38. I'm 28th in QBs, 32th in RB, and 34th in TE.

There is one bright spot in that I'm tenth in wide receiver rankings.

Clearly my instincts and fantasy genius that I have applied to dominate the GOI league has not translated into predictive success. Now my strongest suit has always been ranting and explaining the past, but every week I do give my advice, and for the most part it has probably failed you.

With this in mind I gave great deference to Cubsfan's opinions. I gave SOME deference to Cubsfan when it came to wide rankings but for the most part I used my own gut because THAT has worked out well. But for my TE rankings I just saved and clicked. But for my QB and RB rankings, even though at first glance I hated it, I put a lot of stock into what Cubsfan thought.

So with that disclaimer being said, you can click on "my" rankings here

Things I Got Right (And Wrong)

So we're about halfway through the NFL season and it's time now to boost my ego, but mainly show my humility.

THINGS I GOT RIGHT

Dressing up as Kenny Powers for Halloween

Actual Football
- Liking the Kansas City Chiefs. On my two part podcast I said Chiefs would be second in their division. While they probably would win it, I was on board the Kansas City bandwagon WAY before everyone else was. At a time where everybody was picking the Oakland Raiders to be good and finish behind the Chargers, I was picking the Chiefs. Part of my Week One slaughter of Cubsfan and TBO was me picking the Chiefs to beat the Chargers at Arrowhead- which they did.

- Liking the Houston Texans. I'm still not 100% convinced they'll make the playoffs (although I like them a lot) I did however predict their Week One domination of the Colts.

- Liking the phrase: I'm a man! I'm 40!

Fantasy Football
Players I Said To Stay Away From And You Should Have
- Ryan Matthews
- Jahvid Best
- CJ Spiller
- Ronny Cedeno
- Shonn Green
- Derrick Mason
- NYJ Receivers

Free Agent Pick Ups I Told You About
- Brandon Lloyd (Week One)
- Peyton Hillis (Week One)
- Mark Clayton (Week One)
- LeBron James (offseason)
- Michael Vick (duh!)
- Tony Moeaki (Week Two)
- Marshawn Lynch (Week Two)

Guys I Drafted So I Clearly Liked
- LaDanian Tomlinson
- Ahmad Bradshaw
- Frank Gore
- Gaines Adams
- Steve Breaston
- Arain Foster (I'm going to take SOME credit for this because Cubsfan and I got into a fierce bidding war over Foster. But I did lose out on him)

Board Bets
- Liking Eddie Royal over Jabar Gaffney and Demarious Thomas
- Liking Larry Fitzgerald over Randy Moss
- Liking Chocolate Milk over Strawberry Milk
- Liking Arian Foster over Steve Slaton (TBO tried to make this Board Bet with me as well)
- Liking Johnny Knox over Devin Aromashodu

Oh, and right now I'm first in total points (second overall) in the 14 team GOI league and currently leading TBO and Cubsfan in the Pigskin Pick Em league.

THINGS I GOT WRONG

Actual Football

- Thinking the Bears had talent

- Claiming the Indianapolis Colts would miss the playoffs. I did clarify that it was based upon nothing and only because I'm superstitious and thought Super Bowl losers don't make it back to the playoffs, but I looked like I'm about to proven wrong.

- Claiming the 49ers and Cowboys would win their division. I was WAY off on this one considering both team sucks more than a Thai hooker.

Fantasy Football
Guys I Liked But Are Not Very Good (Or Bad Values)
- Chris Johnson
- Michael Turner
- Brandon Marshall
- Applebees' 2 for $20 deal
- Chad Henne
- Tom Brady
- Justin Forsett
- DeAngelo Williams/ Jonathan Stewart

Guys I Was WAY Off Base About
- I ranked Joe Flacco as my number 6 quarterback coming into the year and Ray Rice as my number 3 running back. Both guys suck and are awful values
- I HATED Darren McFadden and even thought Michael Bush would be better.
- I loved Felix Jones and thought he would be the next Ray Rice. Turns out he's shittier than Ray Rice- this year
- Anthony Gonzalez. I wrote an entire post about A-Gon and thought he would be better than both Collie and Garcon.
- Thinking I could actually jump that shark on my water skis.
- Listing only 15 QBs and said if you have to have any other QB you'd be fucked. But QBs I left off the list- Kyle Orton, Josh Freeman, and Ryan Fitzpatrick. Guys I left on the list: Joe Flacco, Kevin Kolb, Chad Henne.
- I said that Phillip Rivers will probably not get his numbers with no legit wide out. Turns out he's on pace to destroy Dan Marino's single season passing yards record.
- Tellings fans (and doing so myself) to bench Patriots Randy Moss against Darelle Revis and the Jets for Seattle's Mike Williams.

Board Bets
- Thinking Larry Fitzgerald will finish inside the top 10 among wide outs
- Thinking Joe Flacco would be a top 8 QB, that Kevin Kolb would be a top 10 QB, and that Chad Henne would be a top 15 QB
- Thinking Anthony Gonzalez would get more receiving yards than Pierre Garcon
- Thinking Chris Johnson would be better than Adrian Peterson
- Thinking Tom Brady could put up better fantasy numbers than either P. Manning, Rodgers, or Brees.
- Thinking Jonathan Stewart would be better than LeSean McCoy

Hottest Rap of 2010

Defending Tony Romo

Let me start off by saying that I'm not even the biggest Tony Romo fan. I like him in fantasy (let me rephrase, I DID like him- especially because I drafted him), but I'm talking about reality. In my limited experience, I see a lot of Tony Romo hate. Trolling through facebook and talking with all my friends, I haven't found a single person yet to defend Tony Romo. In fact, in an annual poll, NFL players voted Romo the second most overrated player in the game. This hatred has just got to stop.

Before I go further, we need to properly establish where Romo is rated because I think this is the key misconception going on right now. Earlier in the year, John Clayton ranked quarterbacks and ranked Romo 8th overall. Now we here at GOI may have been a a tad higher on him. I ranked him 7th (but I hated on Big Ben (9) too much and I now put him above Romo). TBO ranked him 5th and Cubsfan ranked him 6th. So the overall consensus is that Romo (when healthy) is a lower half top 10 player.

And this is what I believe is the correct range for Romo. No higher. No lower.

I believe the reason people think Romo is "overrated" is because of the national attention the Dallas Cowboys get. The 'Boys get the label of "America's team". While I don't personally think they are, I do believe that they have the biggest fan base outside of their own state. They're like the New York Yankees of football, everyone seems to love to jump on their bandwagon. And it's because of this that they get a lot of national exposure; why ESPN loves to talk about Dallas and does so often.

This creates a public persona that the Cowboys are better than they are and a persona that Tony Romo is better than he actually is. I believe it is because of this unwarranted hype that people don't like Romo and think he's overrated.

So let me address many of the criticisms I've heard to prove to you Romo isn't overrated

Tony Romo hasn't won a Superbowl

You know who else hasn't won a Superbowl? Dan Marino. Please, argue to me why Dan Marino is not one of the three greatest quarterbacks of all time. You know who have won Superbowls? Trent Dilfer and Brad Johnson. Please make the argument to me that both Dilfer and Johnson are better than Dan Marino on the mere fact that they have a ring and Marino does not.

The point is is that championships absolutely do not equate to how good you are as a quarterback. It helps prove your point if you have won a ring, but the mere absence of one is absolutely not a measure of a quarterbacks talent just as the mere presence of one isn't a measure either.

The fact that Romo has not won a ring means NOTHING. This is not even a valid argument, you're just wrong if you use this. I've heard the argument (from a Giants fan) that Eli Manning was a better quarterback than Romo for this reason. You're telling me a QB with a crappier completion percentage, TD/INT ratio, and passer rating is BETTER than Tony Romo just because he has a ring on his finger? No, you're just flat out wrong.

Tony Romo chokes in meaningful games

This argument actually does have some merit and is probably the best argument to not like Tony Romo. During Romo's four career as a starter, he has the lowest completion percentage, TD/INT ratio, passer rating, and YPA through the month of December out of any other month he's played in. December is also the only month Romo has a losing record in. This argument clearly has some merit.

However, Romo changed this last year. Out of Romo's last five games, he went 3-2 winning his last three games (against tough opponents like New Orleans and Philly no less) with a 4.0 TD/INT ratio and a passer rating north of 100. Admittedly Romo was awful in big games throughout his first three seasons. But he took a huge step forward last year in showing that he can step up in big games.

And by the way, I think Romo is the 8th best quarterback (when healthy). I don't put him top five. Very few do. I'm a Tony Romo supporter and I think he's barely top ten. And do you know why I don't put him top 5, because he hasn't shown to be clutch.

Guys like Tom Brady are elite because when the game is on the line, they put their team on their backs and win the game. For the longest time Peyton Manning was criticized for not even being able to make it to a Superbowl because he couldn't be clutch in big games yet people still consistently ranked him top 3 between 2001 and 2006. Brett Favre is a no-brainer, clear cut hall of famer who LOVES to throw interceptions when his team needs him the most.

There are way more guys than not who are not clutch so Romo shouldn't get any special treatment because he hasn't done it. Because guess what, most quarterbacks can't or haven't proven to do it.

Tony Romo doesn't have the intangibles and leadership to be good

First of all, how do you know this? How do you know Tony Romo isn't a strong leader in the locker room and on the field? By their very definition these are unquantifiable things. Why are you correct in saying Romo doesn't have leadership skills when I say that he does? This is just a conclusion without any evidence to back up- thus making it a flat out bad argument.

But even if you can prove any merit to this argument, I will counter with this: has any quarterback proven to have good leadership skills when they are passing to T.O.? Through Romo's first three years as a Cowboys starter, he was throwing balls to Terrell Owens. T.O. really does stand for "Team Obliterater" (copyright Skip Bayless) and should not be a fault to Romo because he's hasn't been able to destroy a black hole. If you're going to criticize Romo for lack of leadership because he couldn't "handle his offense", then you're just looking for an excuse not to like him and your opinion really shouldn't be counted to begin with. He's my quarterback!

Oh, and by the way, the year after Owens left, Romo had a career year and the Cowboys won 11 games and made the playoffs and won a playoff game.

Now let's take a look at Romo's numbers so I can show you what a good quarterback he is. Among active quarterbacks he's:
- 2nd in passer rating
- 30th in pass attempts per game
- 1st in passing yards per game
- 1st in passing TD%
- 4th in completion percentage
- 1st in yards per pass attempt
- 1st in net yards per pass attempt

In fact, it's these "intangibles" you haters love to crow about that takes Romo out of the top 5.

There you have it, Tony Romo is not overrated. He's rated just fine. He's "worse" than P Manning, Brady, Brees, Roethlisberger, Rivers, and Rodgers and better than every other quarterback in the league. So for all you haters, shut it.

On a final note, someone posted on facebook that Matt Ryan was better than Tony Romo. Not only can you apply every single criticism said about Romo to Matt Ryan but Matt Ryan has awful numbers as well. This is also not even an argument. Matt Ryan is just an average quarterback. Sorry Atlanta.

Game Of Inches Football Results: Week Eight

Pigskin Pick 'Em

1) Sexy Rexy
Overall: 74-43
Last Week: 8-5
Clutch Games: Detroit over Washington
WTF Games: Seattle over Oakland

2) The 'Bright' One
Overall: 71-46
Last Week: 7-6
Clutch Games: N/A
WTF Games: Cincinnati over Miami, Washington over Detroit

3) Cubsfan4evr1
Overall: 67-50
Last Week: 8-5
Clutch Games: Detroit over Washington
WTF Games: Tennessee over San Diego



Week 8 Results


Overall Standings



Game Of Inches Fantasy Football League

- Sexy Rexy (W)(6-2): 1st in Michelle Beadle division, 2nd overall (still #1 overall in points and most points this week)
- TBO (W)(6-2): 2nd in Erin Andrews division, 3rd overall
- Cubsfan4evr1 (W)(5-3): 3rd in Erin Andrews division, 5th overall

A Quick Rant About The NL DH

My always interesting college Anna McDonald posed an interested thought earlier today about the NL and the use of a DH in the World Series. Implicitly, she posed the question of whether the DH was an advantage or disadvantage for NL teams.

En point, I rant accordingly, and conclude that it does.

The average NL team's starting line up consists of eight hitters and a pitcher who also bats. The "ninth" hitter for NL teams is a bench player. Given the fact that pitchers generally cannot hit and that bench players see limited and infrequent playing time, an NL team trying to optimize their starting lineup has little incentive to "pimp out" the bench. Rather, an NL team has an incentive to focus their resources on maximizing the talents of their other eight starting hitters. A team's batting resources, therefore, will be primarily focused on eight hitters, with the residual going to the bench -- which optimally is designed to be deep rather than feature a "stud."

On the other hand, the AL has seven starting hitters (thanks to the DH) and hence has an incentive to invest in that ninth hitter, who is essentially a "batting specialist." There is less of a focus on the "deep bench," instead finding an effective ninth hitter to slot into the daily line up.

Thus, comparing the AL to the NL, one notes a clear difference in strategy due to the league's traditional lineup composure: the NL has an incentive to maximize the primary eight hitters and diversify the remaining resources amongst the bench, while the AL has an incentive to spend on nine hitters (creating a polarity between the NL's 9th guy and the NL's 9th guy).

So what is the point?

Well, this explains, in part (the other part being sample size), why the average NL DH (as derived from interleague play) tends to function less effectively than their AL counterpart. In 2010, for example, the average major league DH hit for a .699 OPS, while the average AL DH hit for a .757 OPS.

in 2010. NL DH's hit for a .649 OPS. This makes sense because NL teams focus on bench depth, not having a best "#10 hitter", whereas the AL invest directly in their DH (he plays regularly). Meanwhile, the average NL DH only hit for a .649 OPS. This disparity is also observable in 2008, 2007, 2006, 2005, and so on (2009 seems to be an exception...).

This of course, noting the above incentive structure, make sense. NL teams, who use pinch hitters more frequently than a "ninth hitter" have a greater incentive to diversify the bench than polarize said resources in a "reliable" ninth hitter. Meanwhile, AL teams have a pervasive need for a "reliable" ninth hitter. Furthermore, the AL has a hitting specialist whose sole value derives from his batting skills, whereas the NL's ninth, tenth and eleventh batters all derive value not just from batting, but also playing the field. This is because 1) there is no DH in the NL and because a fielding pinch hitters gives an NL manager greater lineup flexibility. Thus, it makes more sense that the AL's DH would be of higher quality than the average NL DH.

In terms of the World Series, therefore, it is the AL who inherently gains the advantage through the use of the DH. Whereas both teams may have equally poor hitting pitchers, the AL teams tend to have the clear upper hand in terms of ninth hitters. Of course, this assumes that the distribution of potential talent between teams is uniform, which is ridiculous to say the least, but it indicates that in a vacuum, between two teams with equal access to talent, the AL has an upper hand at the plate when they play at home.

Or maybe none of this makes a lick of sense. That is also entirely plausible.