We are four humble men who love sports, but hate sports commentary. Peter Gammons is our hero and John Madden is our enemy. If you were to ask us our purpose, our answer would be simple: "We are forever locked in Mortal Kombat for the souls of sports fans everywhere. Statistics are our science and 'the immeasurable character of men' is the obsolete religion of blind faith. Our job is to prove that God doesn't exist and that athletes are merely cold, metal machines with no hearts or souls."
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Tuesday, December 23, 2008
I Hate Lou Holtsh
Ok, that'sh not true at all. Far from it. I do not hate Lou Holtz. He'sh one of the greatest college football coachesh of all time. He'sh amashing. He hash inshightful analashys and brings his great wishdom to the game. But sherioushly, doesh hish lisp pissh anyone elshe off or ish that just me?
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