We are four humble men who love sports, but hate sports commentary. Peter Gammons is our hero and John Madden is our enemy. If you were to ask us our purpose, our answer would be simple: "We are forever locked in Mortal Kombat for the souls of sports fans everywhere. Statistics are our science and 'the immeasurable character of men' is the obsolete religion of blind faith. Our job is to prove that God doesn't exist and that athletes are merely cold, metal machines with no hearts or souls."
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Wednesday, December 31, 2008
Jesse Palmer: Captain Obvious
I have only gotten through the first quarter of the Holiday Bowl featuring two high powered offenses in the Oregon Ducks and Oklahoma State Cowboys on my DVR. For some reason Jesse Palmer was chosen as the expert analysts for the broadcast. So far this game he has said the following.
1) "For the quarterback, it is imperative to be conscious"
2) "This is one of those games where points are gonna count"
Can't wait to see what the rest of the game is going to bring!
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