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Monday, December 22, 2008

The Tale Of Ron Turner

Ron Turner used to be the offensive coordinator for the Chicago Bears. He was fired because he was bad at his job.

Soon after, Ron Turner became the head coach for the University of Illinois football team. He was fired for because he was bad at his job.

Currently, Ron Turner is the offensive coodinator for the Chicago Bears (again). He is (still) bad at his job.
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4 comments:

  1. The 'Bright' OneDecember 22, 2008 at 11:38 PM

    very funny. i was sure sexy rexy wrote that post, but i was wrong.

    and the bears won! no thanks to ron turner of course

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  2. David "MVP" EcksteinDecember 23, 2008 at 2:09 AM

    Actually, he sort of did.

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  3. The 'Bright' OneDecember 23, 2008 at 2:38 AM

    so he called a couple outside runs for forte. basically a football genius

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  4. Adam KaplanDecember 23, 2008 at 3:39 PM

    Sexy Rexy said this in front of David MVP Eckstein and then Eckstein posted this. But this is my rant. MY RANT!

    Bears got lucky as SHIT with their special teams to help out the offense last night against the Packers on MNF

    Ron Turner's very few plays he made in the red zone (and the offense got in the red zone b/c of special teams NOT the offense) don't make up for his bazzlion (an actual number) shitty plays

    Matt Forte finally got in the end zone from the one yard line! Fina-fucken-ly!

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