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Saturday, January 10, 2009
Carl Pavano has apparently suffered brain damage
Carl Pavano is one of the most infamous players in major league baseball. This guy will go down in history as one of the greatest thiefs in sports. Al Copone didn't steal money hand over fist the way Carl Pavano has. In the past 4 years, Pavano has cashed in on 40 million big ones for a total of 26 games for the yankees. Instead of being grateful to the yankes paying him the money and not locking him in old yankee stadium while it gets demolished, he's opened his mouth for the first time ever today to bash the yankees for not patting his buttom during his 4 year DL stint.
Pavano cried that he didnt get the support from the team during his rehab, that he was often down emotionally and had to pick himself up off the ground and set new goals for himself. From what we know, he spent the past 4 years crashing ferraries, screwing around with alyssa milano(very sorry alyssa, i still love you), and drinking away his tears made entirely of money. This guy needs to shut up and possibly do his job. Just a 40 million dollar idea.
He was barley with the team for them to give him support. When you get paid that much, take some responsibility.
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