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I saw it happen and it was the best part of the game. They have to do plays like that, otherwise no one would watch the games, because the rest of the game is boring for Bulls fans.
I'm sorty, but Tyrus Thomas is no Darryl Dawkins
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ReplyDeleteoh and that was the only good Bulls highlight of the game...
I saw it happen and it was the best part of the game. They have to do plays like that, otherwise no one would watch the games, because the rest of the game is boring for Bulls fans.
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