We are four humble men who love sports, but hate sports commentary. Peter Gammons is our hero and John Madden is our enemy. If you were to ask us our purpose, our answer would be simple: "We are forever locked in Mortal Kombat for the souls of sports fans everywhere. Statistics are our science and 'the immeasurable character of men' is the obsolete religion of blind faith. Our job is to prove that God doesn't exist and that athletes are merely cold, metal machines with no hearts or souls."
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Monday, January 19, 2009
The Orioles Love Washed Up Cubs
Rocky Cherry, Corey Patterson, Steve Trachsel, Paul Bako, Sammy Sosa, LaTroy Hawkins and now Felix Pie.
These are just the few players I can think of off the top of my head from the past two seasons.
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