Tim Tebow Only 99% perfect

Tim Tebow has been compared to superman for his ability to pick his team up and carry them to the promise land. He will most likely return next year, win his second heisman, and go down as the greatest college football player ever. If that wasnt enough, he's a motivational speaker to death row inmates, and travels to third world countries preaching on the wonders of christianity when the people would much rather prefer some clean water.

But getting hit in the head by 300 pound men can take it's tole, even on superman himself. Apparently Tebow got an 890 on his SAT I. Not on a single section, on the whole darn thing. That puts him in the lower 25% of the population. But considering he is absolutely perfect in every other aspect of human life, it averages out to 99% perfection. He is able to maintain a 3.7 GPA at UF, in Family and Community Services. Hotel hospitality was taken i guess