Sports: A Game Of Inches

We are four humble men who love sports, but hate sports commentary. Peter Gammons is our hero and John Madden is our enemy. If you were to ask us our purpose, our answer would be simple: "We are forever locked in Mortal Kombat for the souls of sports fans everywhere. Statistics are our science and 'the immeasurable character of men' is the obsolete religion of blind faith. Our job is to prove that God doesn't exist and that athletes are merely cold, metal machines with no hearts or souls."

Saturday, January 31, 2009

We knew he's a douche, but not a dumb douche

Michael Phelps is in the news again. Instead of dating strippers, he's just doing drugs now. I dont have much problem with it, but the olympic committee just might, like not letting him swim in the olympics. At least he can retire early and go back to doing what he does best, being a douche

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David "MVP" EcksteinFebruary 1, 2009 at 1:53 PM
Marijuana is scientifically proven to slow down your body's senses and impulses; if he is winning swimming races stoned, he deserves MORE medals, if anything
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Saturday, January 31, 2009

We knew he's a douche, but not a dumb douche

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