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The Dominican Republic is to lying about names and ages to baseball teams what Texas and Oakland is to steroids use among power hitters.
First, there was Miguel Tejada, aka Miguel Tejada, who claimed he was two years younger than he really was when he signed with the A's in 1995 (although he plays like he's at least a decade older at this point in his career).
Then there was Santiago Casilla, aka Jairo Garcia, who falsified documents to pretend to be THREE years younger than he really was.
Now there is Carlos Alvarez Daniel Lugo, aka Esmailyn Gonzalez, who claims he is 19, but is actually 23!
If I was a baseball, I'd start investigating my players a little closer...
Also, Miguel Tejada is a huge lying douche (age, name, steroids).
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