We are four humble men who love sports, but hate sports commentary. Peter Gammons is our hero and John Madden is our enemy. If you were to ask us our purpose, our answer would be simple: "We are forever locked in Mortal Kombat for the souls of sports fans everywhere. Statistics are our science and 'the immeasurable character of men' is the obsolete religion of blind faith. Our job is to prove that God doesn't exist and that athletes are merely cold, metal machines with no hearts or souls."
it's hilarious. Dr. Stat, the villain, is this weirdo who lives in his moms basement. so funny bc the rays are so good bc of their abilities in various stat categories (BB, UZR, HR) and defensive efficiency!
What happens next!? Do the Rays defeat the evil stats? I wanna know!!!
ReplyDeletei cant find a good link to the second part. It's on mlb.com, but the video wont play for me for some reason :(
ReplyDeleteit's hilarious. Dr. Stat, the villain, is this weirdo who lives in his moms basement. so funny bc the rays are so good bc of their abilities in various stat categories (BB, UZR, HR) and defensive efficiency!
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