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Thursday, February 26, 2009

Ummm...what?

According to Peter Schmuck of the Baltimore Sun, the Cardinals and Orioles are planning on "sharing players" this season through a lease and lend program.

If that isn't the weirdest fucking thing I've ever heard, I don't know what is. How would this work?

Dave Trembley: "Hey Tony, we're playing the Yankees today. Could we borrow Pujols for a few hours?"
La Russa: "Sure Dave, just return him with a full tank of gas."

And WHO in the fuck would the Cardinals want to borrow? Brian Roberts? There is not much other "major league ready" talent on that team...

4 comments:

  1. This Schmuck has the best name ever.

    This is the worst idea ever. How can it be legit? LaRussa and Tremble need to get kicked out of baseball pete rose style. Sharing players?

    The GM's will never do this and hopefully fire these two boneheads for being retards.

    i think larussa is drinking again
    http://ballhype.com/video/tony_la_russa_dui_arrest/

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  2. the alphabet is the funniest. apparently there's a 2 in there and it ends xyxz

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  3. um, I think Nick Markakis is major league ready

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  4. I thought you were kidding until I read the article. How are they really considering this?

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