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Sunday, February 22, 2009
What Does Derek Jeter Do When He's Not Playing Baseball?
He teams up with Kareem Abdul Jabbar and Kevin Garnett to fuck your shit up with the power of Gatorade, Monty Python style.
OMG, a commercial with Derek Jeter but he's barely in it, what is such blasphemy!
ReplyDeleteAlso, did anyone else find that weird head walkin around to be really weird and creepy?
This title of this post should be about Kevin Garnett not Derek Jeter
Also, everyone BUT Garnett and Jeter actually participate in a sport that has a Game 7