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Sunday, March 15, 2009
David Eckstein's Projected Stat Line
No not our "beloved" David "MVP" Eckstein, the real one. According to BP here is what he is expected to do next year: .267/.330/.339; 3 SB, 1 CS; 1 HR, 1 3B, 12 2B; 28 R; 20 BB; 10 VORP and only out of baseball after three more years of playing. He's my fantasy sleeper pick, STAY AWAY FROM HIM!!!
i think eckstein can muscle up for at least 2 triples.
ReplyDeletethe fake eckstein pointed out to me that cory lidle has projected stats for the season, despite being..uhh..dead
us 3 bloggers are having a mock draft about 7pm. are you in or do you have a life to get to?
I'm in give me a call
ReplyDeleteAlso, Cory Lidle does not have any predictions according to BP.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.fangraphs.com/statss.aspx?playerid=926&position=P
ReplyDeletei think the draft will be at 11pm. we'll do it on espn so make sure you have an account, and you need to download some java thing for it to work.
you just can't quantify grindiness, dude
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