*the batter hits a chopper to the shortstop*
Get to the chopper! Get down!
*Vernon Wells hits a home run*
Does Vernon Wells have to hit a pitch?
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Friday, April 24, 2009
Best SportsCenter Lines
As much as I hate ESPN, I'm addicted to it. And actually one good thing about it is that during their highlights of games, the SportsCenter anchors add their own little funny lines- usually pop culture references. Here's two that I remember (one being this morning). Please feel free to add your own in the comments.
*the batter hits a chopper to the shortstop*
*Vernon Wells hits a home run*
*the batter hits a chopper to the shortstop*
*Vernon Wells hits a home run*
there have been many many good ones, but the one that resonates my entire childhood is when someone would hit a home run, one anchor back in the day would sing
ReplyDelete"when i put my bat up on your pitches, when i dip you dip we dip"
obviously this is a play of that old song "when i put my hand up on you hip, when i dip you dip we dip"
OMG, i looked up the videos on youtube and this group rocks. it deserves a post