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Thursday, April 30, 2009

Cubs Nicknames

I realized that i have a personal nickname for practically every Cubs player, so i decided to share them with you.

Geovany Soto - Neo Geo(old video game console)
Derrek Lee - DLee
Mike Fontenot - The Font(when playing well), FonteNOT(when playing bad)
Ryan Theriot - The Riot
Aramis Ramirez - A-Ram
Alfonso Soriano - The Fonz, or just Fonzy
Kosuke Fukudome - Fukudomeson
Milton Bradley - Milton Bradley(haha)
Carlos Zambrano - Zaborchik(russian for fence)
Ted Lilly - Theodore
Rich Harden - Richie Rich
Ryan Dempster - Demp
Shawn Marshall - Lefty
Koyie Hill - 3 finger brown
Micah Haufpauer - The Hoff
Aaron Miles - Die Motherfucker
Joey Gathwright - Price is right
Reed Johnson - Evil Knievel

The bullpen doesnt have knicknames, except Neal Cotts *see Aaron Miles*

4 comments:

  1. WH=hat about
    Pocket Rocket (fontenot)
    King Of The One Hitter (T. Lil)

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  2. you need to make a white sox equivalent.

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  3. modification on joey gathwright. his nickname is willy mayes hayes

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