We are four humble men who love sports, but hate sports commentary. Peter Gammons is our hero and John Madden is our enemy. If you were to ask us our purpose, our answer would be simple: "We are forever locked in Mortal Kombat for the souls of sports fans everywhere. Statistics are our science and 'the immeasurable character of men' is the obsolete religion of blind faith. Our job is to prove that God doesn't exist and that athletes are merely cold, metal machines with no hearts or souls."
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Sunday, April 12, 2009
Miller Park vs the Hall of Doom
Not convinced? Let's add a "retractable roof."
(For some people who don't know what the fuck I'm referencing, it's this)
I love Miller Park. 8 dollar parking, an awesome, new comfortable stadium with great views everywhere- even the nosebleeds, great food, and relatively cheap seats. What's not to love? Stupid fans buying up all the White Sox/ Brewers games...
I love Miller Park. 8 dollar parking, an awesome, new comfortable stadium with great views everywhere- even the nosebleeds, great food, and relatively cheap seats. What's not to love? Stupid fans buying up all the White Sox/ Brewers games...
ReplyDeleteThe legion of doom plays there!
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