Sports: A Game Of Inches

We are four humble men who love sports, but hate sports commentary. Peter Gammons is our hero and John Madden is our enemy. If you were to ask us our purpose, our answer would be simple: "We are forever locked in Mortal Kombat for the souls of sports fans everywhere. Statistics are our science and 'the immeasurable character of men' is the obsolete religion of blind faith. Our job is to prove that God doesn't exist and that athletes are merely cold, metal machines with no hearts or souls."

Saturday, April 11, 2009

ShamWow guy arrested for ShamPowing a prostitute in the face

This isn't remotely sports related, well it's kinda like mma/boxing, but we all love the ShamWow guy. Dont we? I mean the guy has made a fortune by selling a super mega ultra absorbing...towel. Hey, even Sexy Rexy has one. Well he got arrested for Shamwowing a prostitute in the face. And why does he look 30 years older in his mug shot as opposed to on TV?

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham1.html

Oh Shit, i just found the pic of the girl he massacred.

Sports: A Game Of Inches

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Saturday, April 11, 2009

ShamWow guy arrested for ShamPowing a prostitute in the face

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