We are four humble men who love sports, but hate sports commentary. Peter Gammons is our hero and John Madden is our enemy. If you were to ask us our purpose, our answer would be simple: "We are forever locked in Mortal Kombat for the souls of sports fans everywhere. Statistics are our science and 'the immeasurable character of men' is the obsolete religion of blind faith. Our job is to prove that God doesn't exist and that athletes are merely cold, metal machines with no hearts or souls."
bill simmons actually knows movies better than you. It kinda get annoying all the freakin references he makes. he has to compare everything in the sports world to a character or seen in some movie no one has ever heard of.
why would they build a giant 10 foot hole in the middle of the stage? for comedy gold, that's why
wow!
ReplyDeletebill simmons actually knows movies better than you. It kinda get annoying all the freakin references he makes. he has to compare everything in the sports world to a character or seen in some movie no one has ever heard of.
why would they build a giant 10 foot hole in the middle of the stage? for comedy gold, that's why
*scene*
ReplyDeletesimmons also always brags about how he watches Starz 5 at 3 in the morning
bill simmons is my new jim rome
What? Never! I am a film god!
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