We are four humble men who love sports, but hate sports commentary. Peter Gammons is our hero and John Madden is our enemy. If you were to ask us our purpose, our answer would be simple: "We are forever locked in Mortal Kombat for the souls of sports fans everywhere. Statistics are our science and 'the immeasurable character of men' is the obsolete religion of blind faith. Our job is to prove that God doesn't exist and that athletes are merely cold, metal machines with no hearts or souls."
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Saturday, April 18, 2009
Sports Nicknames
Walk-'Em Soria Grant Ball-Four Blow Job Upton A-Roid Pudge Roidriguez Gary Leftfield Karlos Marmol Bunt Lullabridge
Feel free to add some in the comments!
Also, does every team have someone named Carlos on it?
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