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Elijah Dukes was 5 minutes late to practice because he was at a charity event little league game. He was fined $500 bucks. The little leaguers decided to hold a bake sale to pay Dukes fine. This, the jersey name, and revamping the bullpen two weeks into the season...
This organization is just terrible right now.
But I really like their new GM. Not only is he a Illinois grad but I think he's a great scout- seeing as the entire D'Backs minor league system is this dude.
Right now the Red Sox AAA team might be better than the Washington Nationals, but in three years, I say the Nats make the playoffs
Elijah Dukes was fined because of his history and bad track record. He was late a few times before and warned that the nest time he was late he would be fined. They wanted to stick to their word.
Elijah Dukes was 5 minutes late to practice because he was at a charity event little league game. He was fined $500 bucks. The little leaguers decided to hold a bake sale to pay Dukes fine. This, the jersey name, and revamping the bullpen two weeks into the season...
ReplyDeleteThis organization is just terrible right now.
But I really like their new GM. Not only is he a Illinois grad but I think he's a great scout- seeing as the entire D'Backs minor league system is this dude.
Right now the Red Sox AAA team might be better than the Washington Nationals, but in three years, I say the Nats make the playoffs
Three years? They have very few good pieces in the minors at the moment. Going forward, they may get better, but I'm gonna say five years, not three.
ReplyDeleteelijah dukes is odalis perez in bizzaro world
ReplyDeleteThey are really are a bad team. They have no bright spots and not much of a farm system.
ReplyDeleteElijah Dukes was fined because of his history and bad track record. He was late a few times before and warned that the nest time he was late he would be fined. They wanted to stick to their word.
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