We are four humble men who love sports, but hate sports commentary. Peter Gammons is our hero and John Madden is our enemy. If you were to ask us our purpose, our answer would be simple: "We are forever locked in Mortal Kombat for the souls of sports fans everywhere. Statistics are our science and 'the immeasurable character of men' is the obsolete religion of blind faith. Our job is to prove that God doesn't exist and that athletes are merely cold, metal machines with no hearts or souls."
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Friday, May 8, 2009
ESPN.com gets bedazzled
Apparently, last week, hackers installed the Konami code into the ESPN.com interface to yieldmagical results.
Cute bill simmons
ReplyDeleteAroid just hit a 3 run homer. Dude is clutch, and clutch is everything