Sports: A Game Of Inches

We are four humble men who love sports, but hate sports commentary. Peter Gammons is our hero and John Madden is our enemy. If you were to ask us our purpose, our answer would be simple: "We are forever locked in Mortal Kombat for the souls of sports fans everywhere. Statistics are our science and 'the immeasurable character of men' is the obsolete religion of blind faith. Our job is to prove that God doesn't exist and that athletes are merely cold, metal machines with no hearts or souls."

Thursday, May 7, 2009

HAVOC: The Red's Rotation

I wouldn't argue that Arroyo or Owings inspires any fear in the hearts of NL batters, but I'm shocked that I have yet to see any advertising for the Red's rotation by abbreviation:

Aaron Harang
Bronson Arroyo
Edinson Volquez
Micah Owings
Johnny Cueto

H.A.V.O.C.

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The 'Bright' OneMay 8, 2009 at 2:03 PM
what happens when they bring up homer bailey?
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HAVOC: The Red's Rotation

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