- Alex Rodriguez, who missed five weeks of the season with a hip injury.
- Willie Bloomquist, whose only extra base hit last season was a double.
- A handful of NL pitchers, including Paul Maholm, who now has 1 career home run -- in fact, at a "robust" .611, Ortiz and Maholm have identical OPS's on the season.
- Matt LaPorta, who has spent all of about 15 minutes in the majors.
- Emilio Bonafacio, who han't even hit the ball to the warning track this season. Bonafacio has not heard of Carl Yastrzemski.
We are four humble men who love sports, but hate sports commentary. Peter Gammons is our hero and John Madden is our enemy. If you were to ask us our purpose, our answer would be simple: "We are forever locked in Mortal Kombat for the souls of sports fans everywhere. Statistics are our science and 'the immeasurable character of men' is the obsolete religion of blind faith. Our job is to prove that God doesn't exist and that athletes are merely cold, metal machines with no hearts or souls."
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Monday, May 18, 2009
Little Papi
Players who have more home runs than David Ortiz this season:
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