Sports: A Game Of Inches

We are four humble men who love sports, but hate sports commentary. Peter Gammons is our hero and John Madden is our enemy. If you were to ask us our purpose, our answer would be simple: "We are forever locked in Mortal Kombat for the souls of sports fans everywhere. Statistics are our science and 'the immeasurable character of men' is the obsolete religion of blind faith. Our job is to prove that God doesn't exist and that athletes are merely cold, metal machines with no hearts or souls."

Friday, May 1, 2009

The Texas Rangers WANT To Suck

Is anyone else watching the White Sox-Rangers game? Why the fuck is the defensively giftendAndruw Jones, whose UZR/150 is 87.5, playing LEFT FUCKING FIELD, while Marlon Byrd, who is average defensively and features a -23 UZR/150 over the same number of innings in CF, misplays balls in center?

I guess the Rangers are content with conceding the AL West.

Sports: A Game Of Inches

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Friday, May 1, 2009

The Texas Rangers WANT To Suck

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