Sports: A Game Of Inches

We are four humble men who love sports, but hate sports commentary. Peter Gammons is our hero and John Madden is our enemy. If you were to ask us our purpose, our answer would be simple: "We are forever locked in Mortal Kombat for the souls of sports fans everywhere. Statistics are our science and 'the immeasurable character of men' is the obsolete religion of blind faith. Our job is to prove that God doesn't exist and that athletes are merely cold, metal machines with no hearts or souls."

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

You have not seen the last of Stephen A.

Now that Stephen A Smith has officially left ESPN to pursue a career in something suckier than ESPN, he has started up his own website such that you can get your Stephen A fix each and every day. If you also desire, you can have Stephen A scream at you and tell you how stupid you are over twitter 24/7. I can already envision in 2 months Stephen A doing local radio out of Wichitard, Kansas. Very smart leaving the world wide leader in sports

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Adam KaplanMay 6, 2009 at 9:09 PM
Is Ludacris replacing Stephen A Smith?

Yeah Smith isn't "leaving"- ESPN is just not resigning his contract. Also, nobody watched his show and he sucks
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Wednesday, May 6, 2009

You have not seen the last of Stephen A.

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