Dewayne Wise vs. Jason Marquis

In my ChiSox v Cubs post, I joked that Jason Marquis was better than Dewayne Wise. Well I actually looked up Marquis' stats and this is his line:

.192/.250/.231 with a .224 wOBA and no homers and one extra base hit (a double)

Here are Wise's numbers:

.133/.170/.133 with a .124 wOBA and no homers and no XBH

Jason Marquis, a pitcher, has a better batting average, on base percentage, slugging percentage, and OPS than Dewayne Wise, an outfielder.

And really the sample size isn't THAT different. Marquis has 32 plate appearances versus Wise's 48. That's only about four less games.

JASON MARQUIS IS FUCKING BETTER THAN DEWAYNE WISE! WHAT THE FUCK! WHY IS HE STILL ON THE TEAM!