If A Rational Person Choose the All-Star Ballots: NL Version

C:
Brian McCann (Braves)
Yadier Molina (Cardinals)

1B:
Albert Pujols (Cardinals)
Prince Fielder (Brewers)
Adrian Gonzales (Padres)

2B:
Chase Utley (Phillies)
Freddy Sanchez (Pirates)

3B:
Pablo Sandoval (Giants)
Mark Reynolds (Diamondbacks)

SS:
Hanley Rameriz (Marlins)
Miguel Tejada (Astros)

OF:
Ryan Braun (Phillies)
Adam Dunn (Nationals)
Raul Ibanez (Phillies)
Brad Hawpe (Rockies)
Carlos Beltran (Mets) (DL)
Justin Upton (Diamondbacks)
Matt Kemp (Dodgers) (hmmm, maybe he does deserve to go)
Jayson Werth (Phillies)
Hunter Pence (Astros)

P:
Dan Haren (Diamondbacks)
Tim Lincecum (Giants)
Matt Cain (Giants)
Josh Johnson (Marlins)
Javier Vazquez (Branves)
Yovani Gallardo (Brewers)
Ted Lilly (Cubs)
Chad Billingsley (Dodgers)

RP:
Heath Bell (Padres)
Fransisco Cordero (Reds)
Houston Street (Rockies)
Ryan Franklin (Cardinals)
Trevor Hoffman (Brewers)

Last player in: David Wright (Mets)

My apologies to: Jair Jurrgins, Adam Wainwright, Lance Berkman, Todd Helton, Chipper Jones