We are four humble men who love sports, but hate sports commentary. Peter Gammons is our hero and John Madden is our enemy. If you were to ask us our purpose, our answer would be simple: "We are forever locked in Mortal Kombat for the souls of sports fans everywhere. Statistics are our science and 'the immeasurable character of men' is the obsolete religion of blind faith. Our job is to prove that God doesn't exist and that athletes are merely cold, metal machines with no hearts or souls."
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Sunday, July 26, 2009
Good thing Phillies players arn't actually from Philadelphia
Although the Philadelphia fans may be subhuman as outlined by our own DME, the teams and players seem to be quite pleasant. Check out the in clubhouse video of the Phillies celebrating Mark Buehrle's perfect game.
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