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Tuesday, August 4, 2009
Albert Pujols Home Runs vs. Washington Nationals Wins Update 8/4
This morning they were tied. Then the Nats won a game. However, Pujols refused to lose the the fucken Nats at belted two homers today
Pujols HR (36) v Nats W (35)
The Nats have actually won 3 in a row and 6 out of their past 10
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