We are four humble men who love sports, but hate sports commentary. Peter Gammons is our hero and John Madden is our enemy. If you were to ask us our purpose, our answer would be simple: "We are forever locked in Mortal Kombat for the souls of sports fans everywhere. Statistics are our science and 'the immeasurable character of men' is the obsolete religion of blind faith. Our job is to prove that God doesn't exist and that athletes are merely cold, metal machines with no hearts or souls."
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Friday, August 7, 2009
Jason Giambi: The Career That Was
Seriously? That's Jason Giambi! He looks like Craig Counsell in the Team USA picture. He barely looks strong enough to hold that smile up, let alone hit 400 homers in the majors. His HR rate in the minors was 1 every 30 at-bats, but 1 every 17 in the majors. After winning the MVP award with a ridiculous 476 on-base percentage, it should have come as no surprise that he would unofficially test positive for steroids. With his release from the Athletics today, it may be the end to hsi controversial career.
At least he left us with so many memories, very few of which involve the game of baseball.
Is that Giambi or Craig Biggio?
Just one in a long line of *MVP* winners
WWF wrestlers told me they were injecting lidocaine and vitamin B12
I apologize for being wrong at whatever it is I did, which is nothing
There's a reason they call me "The Giambino"
Admit it, you're jealous of the stach
That's actually the look from the front. Shrinkage!
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