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Friday, September 18, 2009
Lady Gaga Is Fucking Retarded
I really think Lady Gaga has a mental disorder. Here's what she wore at the VMA's, it included a fucking neck brace! Who does that!? She also had a fucked up performance. Can we as a nation please stop pouring praise to her! Seriously everyone at the VMA's was jerking off to Lady Gaga like people at ESPN jerk off to Derek Jeter


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