We are four humble men who love sports, but hate sports commentary. Peter Gammons is our hero and John Madden is our enemy. If you were to ask us our purpose, our answer would be simple: "We are forever locked in Mortal Kombat for the souls of sports fans everywhere. Statistics are our science and 'the immeasurable character of men' is the obsolete religion of blind faith. Our job is to prove that God doesn't exist and that athletes are merely cold, metal machines with no hearts or souls."
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Thursday, October 15, 2009
It adds up
I can imagine my HS calc teacher complaining that the equals sign is a real number tester, and obviously these words are not real numbers, hence the statement is meaningless. Fuck it. Transliterate that Mr. Royes.
This is almost as good as my "why do women give birth" joke. See comments for answer
because it hurts, and they deserve it. Obviously
ReplyDeleteI made this joke in like 5th grade. old old old.
ReplyDeletei knew you in 5th grade. You couldnt pick your head out of a book long enough to tell a joke
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