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John Kruk said that "although Joe Mauer has put up some good statistical but I don't know if he deserves MVP"
ReplyDeleteIf Mauer doesn't win MVP, baseball writers have officially become retarded
He should win the MVP unanimously or something is wrong with the writers.
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