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Monday, November 23, 2009
Joe Mauer Wins MVP Unanimously, Minus 1 Moron
Mauer led the American League in average, on-base, and slugging - the true triple crown while playing catcher. Some moron voted for Miguel Cabrera, cause boozing and beating your wife before the most important game of the season really spikes your grindiness per nine (g/9)
How did Placido Polanco, Michael Cudder and Jason Kubel end up with MVP Votes???
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Also, how is Greinke, the Cy Young winner who had the highest WAR for a pitcher since 2004, end up behind Mo Rivera???
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