We are four humble men who love sports, but hate sports commentary. Peter Gammons is our hero and John Madden is our enemy. If you were to ask us our purpose, our answer would be simple: "We are forever locked in Mortal Kombat for the souls of sports fans everywhere. Statistics are our science and 'the immeasurable character of men' is the obsolete religion of blind faith. Our job is to prove that God doesn't exist and that athletes are merely cold, metal machines with no hearts or souls."
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Sunday, November 1, 2009
Mario Williams NFL Play 60 Commercial
Mario Williams abducts little boys
So if you're kid goes out and plays by himself for 60 minutes, Mario Williams will kidnap him.
yeah this commercial was messed up, especially in slow motion. more awkward than those Arod boys and girls club of america commercials "and maybe learn a little thing about baseball" in the least sincere voice ever
yeah this commercial was messed up, especially in slow motion. more awkward than those Arod boys and girls club of america commercials "and maybe learn a little thing about baseball" in the least sincere voice ever
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ReplyDeleteThis spot is beautiful.
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