Just in case you missed this little detail that was buried in my Marlins rant earlier today, the city of Seattle recently approved building a strip club next door to Safe Co. Field. Perhaps it's the city's great "fuck you" to the biggest prudes in baseball for continuously ripping the taxpayers off. They should call it The Foul Pole (or Randy's Johnson) for good measure. Got a funny strip club name that isn't "Big Unit?" Leave it in the comments.
a few strip club names popped in my head:
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Slumpbusters (for Mark Grace)
The Longball
Wood Bats
The backdoor slider
The Batter's BOX
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split finger
steve sax
spit ball
fantasyland
artificial turf
the hot corner
still i will take the slumpbuster