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Wednesday, November 4, 2009
Vicente padilla Cheddar Bob'ed himself
Vicente Padilla shot himself in the leg in Nicaragua while trying to chase down his plantation slaves..errr..hunting. No charges are expected to be issued against Padilla, which is good considering Ugueth Urbina is still in prison for his "hunting" mishap. Honestly, I dont want to live in a world where athletes dont shoot themselves in the leg. It's as American as apple pie. Or as Mexican as taco bell. Or as Russian as vodka. You get the point
Hahaha...i totally thought you were talking about Ugueth Urbina until I saw Vincente Padilla's name in the tag. Deja Vu?
ReplyDeleteDidn't Juan Uribe's driver do something similar too? Take note, hispanic players of baseball
I was going to use the Plaxico Burres angle, but this works just as well
ReplyDeleteYou think they would all learn from eachother.
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