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Thursday, November 12, 2009
Why I Think Michael Crabtree Will Run All Over The Bears
Because he can run ten yards, stop, cut, and turn towards the post. And since the Bears can't get to the QB for shit, Alex Smith will have time to throw. Plus, Gore will run all over this shitty front seven, he'll set up a great play action pass to Crabtree.
Predictions for fantasy:
-Michael Crabtree get minimum 15 fantasy points
-Same with Frank Gore
-Vernon Davis gets a TD
further proof that predictions are dumb and meaningless/ the 49ers were dumb for not doing those little in routes
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