We are four humble men who love sports, but hate sports commentary. Peter Gammons is our hero and John Madden is our enemy. If you were to ask us our purpose, our answer would be simple: "We are forever locked in Mortal Kombat for the souls of sports fans everywhere. Statistics are our science and 'the immeasurable character of men' is the obsolete religion of blind faith. Our job is to prove that God doesn't exist and that athletes are merely cold, metal machines with no hearts or souls."
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Monday, December 7, 2009
In Yo Face
ps. i'd like to apologize to all the tens, err, hundreds of my fans out there for the lack of content due to med school finals. Yeah, we have hundreds of fans! Just check all the google images referrals we get every day. What, do you think they just accidentally get directed to our blog by searching lesbians in google images under a moderate safe search? I dont think so
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