Thanks to a Comcast Sportsnet special report, I have discovered an amazing new sport that combines sexy women in lingerie with football.
This sport is called lingerie football and it features sexy women in lingerie uniforms playing football (that sounded awfully John Madden-esque). According to the Comcast report, the players in the league strongly feel that the sport is about much more than "half naked women" and that the fans who attend the games really get into the "game" aspect of of half naked women tackling each other. Good for them and for believing in the good, pure-intentioned hearts of men everywhere.
Now I know what you are thinking. "Wow, that is both exploitative and offensive" and I entirely agree with you. It is highly offensive to men, as it sort of ruins football...at least for those who like the game for the game and the stats and live in their mother's basements. For me however, who kind of hates football, it is a reason to watch football. Hell, just check out these player profiles. Now compare them to those of baseball players. Not enough for ya? Well, even Mike Ditka is getting a piece of the Lingerie Football action.
Goodbye Arena Football, hello Lingire Football! It is the true fantasy football league.
Oh yeah, and tickets are a cheap as $8. That's less than the cost of renting a porno!
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