We are four humble men who love sports, but hate sports commentary. Peter Gammons is our hero and John Madden is our enemy. If you were to ask us our purpose, our answer would be simple: "We are forever locked in Mortal Kombat for the souls of sports fans everywhere. Statistics are our science and 'the immeasurable character of men' is the obsolete religion of blind faith. Our job is to prove that God doesn't exist and that athletes are merely cold, metal machines with no hearts or souls."
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Wednesday, December 23, 2009
A Sad Goodbye To Recondite Baseball
I was sad to learn that Recondite Baseball has decided to put away the jock strap, bury the box scores, and retire its number. No longer will we have the pleasure of knowing who is the all time single season leader of stealing 3rd base. Most consecutive games with a run scored. Most at-bats without a sac fly. Who will feed us useless baseball information now? I guess Tim Kurkjian and Jason Stark are still available, but it really is not the same. Just like with FJM's unexpected departure, I will keep recondite on my bookmarks in case I get lonely one night. You will be missed
Sincerely,
GOI
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