With the recent death of FireJoeMorgan.com, and thus all hilarious sports commentary -- unless you count the frequent and unintentionally hilarious, but stupid comments made nightly by Steve Phillips, Steven A. Smith and John Kruk (which we do) -- four bold men embarked on a simple mission: to do sports commentary online...for free (seriously, fuck paying for shit). They began with a simple purpose. A simple, but noble purpose, with a rock-solid plan-of-action to back it up...All we have to say is if you're not first, you're last. So Deadspin, look out cause we're coming for you. Unless we get drunk again in which case this new template will have to do
...but then they got drunk. What resulted was this website. Too lazy and hung over to change things, they said "fuck it" and used this template and host name to forever complain about all things "point-related." The rest is, was, and will be history.
Enjoy.
-December 8, 2008
We are four humble men who love sports, but hate sports commentary. Peter Gammons is our hero and John Madden is our enemy. If you were to ask us our purpose, our answer would be simple: "We are forever locked in Mortal Kombat for the souls of sports fans everywhere. Statistics are our science and 'the immeasurable character of men' is the obsolete religion of blind faith. Our job is to prove that God doesn't exist and that athletes are merely cold, metal machines with no hearts or souls."
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Tuesday, December 8, 2009
We're On A Mission...Year 2
It was just a short year ago that David "MVP" Eckstein uttered these revolutionary words that began the phenomenon that is GameOfInches
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