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Sunday, January 24, 2010
The Adam Dunn All-Stars
Adam Dunn is a unique baseball player. He combines Cecil Fielder's power, Rickey Henderson's plate discipline, Rob Deer's contact rates, with Chuck Knoblauch's defense. DME and I set forth to put together the so aptly named Adam Dunn All-Stars of current MLBers who meet this strict criteria:
C: Chris Iannetta
1B: Russell Branyan
2B: Dan Uggla
SS: Alex Rodriguez
3B: Mark Reynolds
RF: Jack Cust
CF: Jason Bay
LF: Adam Dunn*
DH: Jim Thome
*Team Captain
I veto the SS. Jim Thome needs to play SS. A-Rod is too good at defense to play SS for this team.
ReplyDeletealso, bay looks like the biggest tool in that mets hat
ReplyDeleteyeah, but he sucks at 3rd, and probably would suck at short if they moved him there
ReplyDeletethat mets hat was photoshoped on. the pic is too messed up to be real