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Thursday, January 14, 2010
JP Riccardi Is On Baseball Tonight Right Now
Whoda thunk ESPN could replace Steve Phillips with an equally terrible, if not worse, former GM. We all know he's just keeping the seat warm for Omar Minaya.
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