We are four humble men who love sports, but hate sports commentary. Peter Gammons is our hero and John Madden is our enemy. If you were to ask us our purpose, our answer would be simple: "We are forever locked in Mortal Kombat for the souls of sports fans everywhere. Statistics are our science and 'the immeasurable character of men' is the obsolete religion of blind faith. Our job is to prove that God doesn't exist and that athletes are merely cold, metal machines with no hearts or souls."
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Wednesday, February 24, 2010
Scott Van Pelt got OWNED
Dude could have pretended to be Brian Westbrook for like 5 straight minutes if he didn't go with the "worshiping the prostate of Howard Stern" blast in the first 30 seconds
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