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Tuesday, April 13, 2010
The Big Ben Gets Off
Woooo! double entendres! Is it just me or is it ironic that Ben Roethlisbegrer, with his long hair slicked back, look like a rapist or molester when he's apologising for raping, er having consensual sex with, a girl in a Georgia bathroom?
That is an ugly dude. Surprising he gets so many girls. It's almost as though girls have suck low self esteem that they will get with anyone who can make them feel important. Oh wait...
That is an ugly dude. Surprising he gets so many girls. It's almost as though girls have suck low self esteem that they will get with anyone who can make them feel important. Oh wait...
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