We are four humble men who love sports, but hate sports commentary. Peter Gammons is our hero and John Madden is our enemy. If you were to ask us our purpose, our answer would be simple: "We are forever locked in Mortal Kombat for the souls of sports fans everywhere. Statistics are our science and 'the immeasurable character of men' is the obsolete religion of blind faith. Our job is to prove that God doesn't exist and that athletes are merely cold, metal machines with no hearts or souls."
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Way to steal my thunder dude
ReplyDeleteyou're welcome! i think yours is cooler
ReplyDeleteI think mine is cooler too, so after like half an hour of fiddling around with my post, after I finally got it to post- you post this like two seconds later making it the lead and already burying my second of fame. FOR SHAME!
ReplyDeleteby "sports" section do you actually mean "sport"
ReplyDeleteCongratulations on being a sports writer DME! I am excited for you. I can’t imagine you covering other sports besides for baseball though, especially football and basketball. I don’t think I have ever heard you say anything about any sport besides for baseball. I want to read your articles so make sure you send them my way!
ReplyDeletehaha. touche TBO. They want me to come up with suggestions for a few articles and I was thinking weekly fantasy advice and creating advanced stat sheets for the team's baseball program, but im too lazy to enter in all that data.
ReplyDeleteAny suggestions of sports articles of interest involving local teams guys? My brain is fried from the Appellate Brief