We are four humble men who love sports, but hate sports commentary. Peter Gammons is our hero and John Madden is our enemy. If you were to ask us our purpose, our answer would be simple: "We are forever locked in Mortal Kombat for the souls of sports fans everywhere. Statistics are our science and 'the immeasurable character of men' is the obsolete religion of blind faith. Our job is to prove that God doesn't exist and that athletes are merely cold, metal machines with no hearts or souls."
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Wednesday, October 20, 2010
Fuck You Malcolm In The Middle
Jeez, we're trying.
P.S. You were like my 6th favorite brother on that show
Dewey
Francis
Reese
The black kid in the wheelchair(brotha from a different motha)
Why you gotta hate TBO? Plus, if I have 40 million dollars, Ill take all the shit hate in the world while sitting on my piles upon piles upon piles of money
Why you gotta hate TBO? Plus, if I have 40 million dollars, Ill take all the shit hate in the world while sitting on my piles upon piles upon piles of money
ReplyDeleteIf this dickbag really has $40 mil, I'll eat my hat. Also doesn't change the fact that he is ugly as sin...
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