We are four humble men who love sports, but hate sports commentary. Peter Gammons is our hero and John Madden is our enemy. If you were to ask us our purpose, our answer would be simple: "We are forever locked in Mortal Kombat for the souls of sports fans everywhere. Statistics are our science and 'the immeasurable character of men' is the obsolete religion of blind faith. Our job is to prove that God doesn't exist and that athletes are merely cold, metal machines with no hearts or souls."
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Tuesday, February 1, 2011
Manny Being Manny
Johhny Damon: Will I play 162 games? Probably not. But I've learned how to keep my body healthy
Manny Ramirez: Lets do it (looking at Damon). You play 100 and I play 62. Thats all we gotta do
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